Archive for June, 2006

How to buy tampons for your chick like Patrick N

Thursday, June 8th, 2006

How to buy tampons for your girl like Patrick N
Here is how to buy tampons for your girl like Patrick N.
Use your cock.
Alright, some chicks may get annoyed with that. But only pussies care about their chicks getting annoyed. I don’t know why they get annoyed about it. A girl’s period is great because […]

Ronaldinho Bio

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

Patrick N’s World Cup Special on Ronaldinho
Ronaldinho is half man, half horse. In Greek times, they would call this guy a demigod. Ronaldinho’s diet consists of hay and twenty cans of Red Bull. He is the best player in any sport ever. When he was 8, his father died from a heart attack. Ronaldinho was […]

A Man’s Man’s Guide to the History of Cheating

Sunday, June 4th, 2006

A Man’s Man’s Guide to the History of Cheating

How Patrick N got A’s and only showed up to class four times for the quarter.
People think cheating is a big deal. In school, when you copy off someone’s essay, teachers get all mad and fail you. That’s so fucking stupid. Like telling us not to tell […]

How to Get Girls Like Patrick N

Sunday, June 4th, 2006

Hi, here’s how to get girls like Patrick N:
Whenever men complain of not getting women, advice always reduces down to something to the effect of “You just need confidence!” Somehow, you are expected to gain confidence by being told to get some confidence. Here is how to build confidence so you can get girls like […]

IP Sports Radio 38

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006

Steve Price talks about the NBA and NHL playoffs drunk.
Recorded May 31, 2006.
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Warning: Language is not work safe.
Produced by Patrick N and IP Sports
Contributions by Steve Price and Patrick N
Runtime: 27:26