Archive for September, 2006

PNFM 49

Saturday, September 30th, 2006

Crusades II?
Pope bullies Al Qaeda, movies close to reality scare people, and Terrell Owens is famous. Music features Blink 182, Nine Inch Nails, and John Mayer.
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Produced by Patrick N
Runtime: 24:47

PNFM 48

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

Hang in there, queef boy!
Panda vs Chinese man, Poor people who can’t pay fines deserve to go to jail, and does Bob Stoops and Oklahoma want white or wheat from Patrick N? Music features Forces of Evil, Nine Inch Nails, and Nirvana.
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Produced by Patrick N
Runtime: 21:07

Bathroom Manners

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

This should never happen.
In the past, bathrooms were as clear as gender lines. The men’s line was always short, and the women’s line was always long. Some women would go into the men’s room and squat over the john to piss just because the women’s line was way too long. Things are different now. Men […]

Hair on Balls

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

How to grow up with hair on your balls like Patrick N
Were you raised by pussies? I was once at this party where some 5 year old kid was an asshole to the host kid destroying all the host kid’s toys and snapping all his video games in half. Did the host kid stand up […]

How to get fired like Patrick N

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

On the Offense Radio 47 got me fired from Insidepulse Sports. I was not allowed to say bye to my friends there, so this is your letter. Thank you for working with me. I enjoyed your company, time, and writing. This goes especially to Omar Padilla, Slayer, Steve Price, Nick Pomazak, , P. Citty, Daniels, […]