This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.
I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.
After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the […]

Everyone has to prove their worth as a man. Some do it by getting a job to pay for shit their chick needs. Others do it by hugging other men and crying at some retreat called “Manfest.” If you want to be a real man, however, you should just start fights. Nothing is more primal […]