Some of you know I make a youtube series, and it is a big hit without even me trying. Now I pass this knowledge of how to make a bad ass youtube show like I did.
Use clips already posted
Everyone knows that you should just repost videos with the biggest hits. Remember the Transit Bus […]

Patrick N likes movies. But sometimes, people like you don’t know how to enjoy them properly. Don’t worry, I’ve had lots of practice. I’ll break it down easily for you, pussy.
Read the spoilers on Wikipedia
Have you ever sat and watched a movie for three hours and wasted your time because you didn’t know that nothing […]

Are you following me on Twitter yet? You should be.

My Bro: I don’t know why Christians have problems with abortions.
Patrick N: Maybe because you’re killing someone.
My Bro: Don’t Christians believe God killed his only son?
Patrick N: Oh. Shit.
My Bro: Christmas = Abortion
Patrick N: Merry Abortion Day.

“Freedom of speech is a motherfuckin’ bullshit
You say the wrong thing, they lock your ass up quick.” - Ice-T
When people call to complain about racist shit, make sure it’s actually, you know, offensive. During a Clipper game, longtime announcer Ralph Lawler and color analyst Mike Smith started talking about some Iranian player no one cares […]