Patrick N likes movies. But sometimes, people like you don’t know how to enjoy them properly. Don’t worry, I’ve had lots of practice. I’ll break it down easily for you, pussy.
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Have you ever sat and watched a movie for three hours and wasted your time because you didn’t know that nothing […]

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My Bro: I don’t know why Christians have problems with abortions.
Patrick N: Maybe because you’re killing someone.
My Bro: Don’t Christians believe God killed his only son?
Patrick N: Oh. Shit.
My Bro: Christmas = Abortion
Patrick N: Merry Abortion Day.

“Freedom of speech is a motherfuckin’ bullshit
You say the wrong thing, they lock your ass up quick.” - Ice-T
When people call to complain about racist shit, make sure it’s actually, you know, offensive. During a Clipper game, longtime announcer Ralph Lawler and color analyst Mike Smith started talking about some Iranian player no one cares […]

In the finale of the third season of Craplacticos, we view FIFA and Sepp Blatter’s approach to religion.