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How to watch a movie like Patrick N

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

Patrick N likes movies. But sometimes, people like you don’t know how to enjoy them properly. Don’t worry, I’ve had lots of practice. I’ll break it down easily for you, pussy.
Read the spoilers on Wikipedia
Have you ever sat and watched a movie for three hours and wasted your time because you didn’t know that nothing […]

Are you?

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Are you following me on Twitter yet? You should be.

Merry Abortion Day

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

My Bro: I don’t know why Christians have problems with abortions.
Patrick N: Maybe because you’re killing someone.
My Bro: Don’t Christians believe God killed his only son?
Patrick N: Oh. Shit.
My Bro: Christmas = Abortion
Patrick N: Merry Abortion Day.

EYE-ran

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

“Freedom of speech is a motherfuckin’ bullshit
You say the wrong thing, they lock your ass up quick.” - Ice-T
When people call to complain about racist shit, make sure it’s actually, you know, offensive. During a Clipper game, longtime announcer Ralph Lawler and color analyst Mike Smith started talking about some Iranian player no one cares […]

Craplacticos 3.6: Religion

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

In the finale of the third season of Craplacticos, we view FIFA and Sepp Blatter’s approach to religion.