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		<title>The Ultimates Season 1</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2011/08/01/the-ultimates-season-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 03:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With all the hype around the Avengers movie, I got interested in checking out the source material for the series. The Ultimates by Mark Millar is an alternative universe for the Avengers. I believe this was written after the Iron Man movie, so it uses likenesses from the movie like Downey Jr. and Samuel L. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harbinger: The Beginning</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2011/06/29/harbinger-the-beginning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 04:02:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harbinger was the top selling Valiant Comic. While Image Comics back in the day was known for their collection of artists, Valiant was known for their great stories and airtight continuity. I never read any of the older Valiant titles because I hated reading comic books with shitty art. I mean, what&#8217;s the point of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Authority: Books 1-4 (Ellis/Millar Era v1)</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2011/01/24/the-authority-books-1-4-ellismillar-era-v1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 04:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Authority is a Stormwatch spinoff (i.e. reboot) created by Warren Ellis. Stormwatch is a Jim Lee creation that had stupid characters from every country so every culture can have a hero to admire. Good idea in theory, but generic names like &#8220;Fiji&#8221; attached to their country is stupid. The better approach is to have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nemesis</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/12/27/nemesis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 06:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nemesis is written by Mark Millar. I&#8217;m a big fan of a lot of his stuff even if the comic book elitists think he&#8217;s simple-minded and a one-trick pony. The basic concept behind Nemesis is the angle, &#8220;What if Batman was the Joker?&#8221; Millar already had Wanted raped by film, and Kick-Ass was modified as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Serenity Comics: Shepherd&#8217;s Tale</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/12/18/serenity-comics-shepherds-tale/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/12/18/serenity-comics-shepherds-tale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 19:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Shepard Book was a sweet character in Firefly/Serenity. He seemed like a normal preacher, but his past had something to do with the military. Most had the impression he was an Operative because of his knowledge of the character in the movie. Dark Horse then releases The Shepherd&#8217;s Tale that released all the secrets of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We3 Comic Book Review</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/11/13/we3-comic-book-review/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/11/13/we3-comic-book-review/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 16:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We3 is written by Grant Morrison with artwork by Frank Quitely (The Authority). 
Summary:
You have three animals in their own mech suits (think Iron Man with animals). The leader is a dog named Bandit, or 1, who is the meatshield of the team (story describes him as the tank). The Wolverine of the group is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Site Status</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/10/20/site-status/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/10/20/site-status/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 05:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t wrote on here in a long time because I&#8217;ve been working on a new direction for this site since I&#8217;ve moved my fight ratings to 85% Sports. Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m working hard when I have time. I&#8217;m working on a youtube show that I already have a pilot for. I want to make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 117 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/08/08/ufc-117-fight-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 05:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Heavyweight bout:  Roy Nelson vs.  Junior dos Santos
Fat vs. muscle usually has fat win because muscle gasses from too much muscle. Nelson takes a bunch of bombs, survives, dos Santos gasses a little, but did prevent a major shutdown by not getting too excited when he got a knockdown to pull a Shane [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 116 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/07/05/ufc-116-fight-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 06:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Lightweight bout:  George Sotiropoulos vs.  Kurt Pellegrino
Looking forward to this fight as Sotiropoulous is a 10th planet guy against a Marcelo Garcia guy. Marcelo Garcia is pretty much accepted as the greatest sport bjj guy ever, gi and no gi. 10th planet jj is designed for MMA and no gi only and hated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 115 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/06/13/ufc-115-match-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 17:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Vancouver, Canada. 
Welterweight bout:  Carlos Condit vs.  Rory MacDonald
MacDonald grabs Condit&#8217;s foot on a kick and punches his face to make Condit go down to start but gets back up. These guys are swinging. Condit taken down on clinch and starts meathook rubber guard. I thought Greg Jackson hated rubber guard, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 114 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/05/30/ufc-114-fight-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 07:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m at this dude&#8217;s house that kept pausing the fights. I hope my memory holds. 
Welterweight bout:  Diego Sanchez vs.  John Hathaway
Diego is legit crazy. I know that because I know a guy who used to train with him at Greg Jackson before Greg Jackson was famously awesome. Unfortunately, he&#8217;s about as smart [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 113 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/05/09/ufc-113-fight-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 06:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we go again. Just in case you forget, here&#8217;s how I rate fights:
Engagement on different levels
You can’t just only stand or only grapple. Great matches have both.
Near finishes
Whether submissions attempts or knockdowns, escapes and recoveries make fights more exciting.
Entertainment
Whether the drama building to the fight or the story being told in the fight, special [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 112 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/04/11/ufc-112-fight-ratings-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/04/11/ufc-112-fight-ratings-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 06:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been watching the UFC so much that I&#8217;ve decided to write star ratings on them. Here is what I base the star system on:
Engagement on different levels
You can&#8217;t just only stand or only grapple. Great matches have both.
Near finishes
Whether submissions attempts or knockdowns, escapes and recoveries make fights more exciting. 
Entertainment
Whether the drama building [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to make a youtube show like Patrick N</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/03/02/how-to-make-a-youtube-show-like-patrick-n/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/03/02/how-to-make-a-youtube-show-like-patrick-n/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of you know I make a youtube series, and it is a big hit without even me trying. Now I pass this knowledge of how to make a bad ass youtube show like I did. 
Use clips already posted
Everyone knows that you should just repost videos with the biggest hits. Remember the Transit Bus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to watch a movie like Patrick N</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/01/16/how-to-watch-a-movie-like-patrick-n/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/01/16/how-to-watch-a-movie-like-patrick-n/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Patrick N likes movies. But sometimes, people like you don’t know how to enjoy them properly. Don’t worry, I’ve had lots of practice. I’ll break it down easily for you, pussy.
Read the spoilers on Wikipedia
Have you ever sat and watched a movie for three hours and wasted your time because you didn’t know that nothing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are you?</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/01/07/are-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you following me on Twitter yet? You should be.

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		<title>Merry Abortion Day</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/12/26/merry-abortion-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My Bro: I don&#8217;t know why Christians have problems with abortions.
Patrick N: Maybe because you&#8217;re killing someone.
My Bro: Don&#8217;t Christians believe God killed his only son?
Patrick N: Oh. Shit.
My Bro: Christmas = Abortion
Patrick N: Merry Abortion Day.

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		<title>EYE-ran</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/21/eye-ran/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Freedom of speech is a motherfuckin&#8217; bullshit
You say the wrong thing, they lock your ass up quick.&#8221; - Ice-T
When people call to complain about racist shit, make sure it&#8217;s actually, you know, offensive. During a Clipper game, longtime announcer Ralph Lawler and color analyst Mike Smith started talking about some Iranian player no one cares [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Craplacticos 3.6: Religion</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/21/craplacticos-36-religion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/21/craplacticos-36-religion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In the finale of the third season of Craplacticos, we view FIFA and Sepp Blatter&#8217;s approach to religion.





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		<title>Craplacticos 3: The Fear of Instant Replay</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/13/craplacticos-3-the-fear-of-instant-replay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/13/craplacticos-3-the-fear-of-instant-replay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Craplacticos 3: Episode 5
Why is Blatter scared of instant replay?





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