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		<title>UFC 117 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/08/08/ufc-117-fight-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 05:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heavyweight bout:  Roy Nelson vs.  Junior dos Santos
Fat vs. muscle usually has fat win because muscle gasses from too much muscle. Nelson takes a bunch of bombs, survives, dos Santos gasses a little, but did prevent a major shutdown by not getting too excited when he got a knockdown to pull a Shane [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 116 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/07/05/ufc-116-fight-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 06:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lightweight bout:  George Sotiropoulos vs.  Kurt Pellegrino
Looking forward to this fight as Sotiropoulous is a 10th planet guy against a Marcelo Garcia guy. Marcelo Garcia is pretty much accepted as the greatest sport bjj guy ever, gi and no gi. 10th planet jj is designed for MMA and no gi only and hated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 115 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/06/13/ufc-115-match-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 17:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Vancouver, Canada. 
Welterweight bout:  Carlos Condit vs.  Rory MacDonald
MacDonald grabs Condit&#8217;s foot on a kick and punches his face to make Condit go down to start but gets back up. These guys are swinging. Condit taken down on clinch and starts meathook rubber guard. I thought Greg Jackson hated rubber guard, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 114 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/05/30/ufc-114-fight-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 07:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m at this dude&#8217;s house that kept pausing the fights. I hope my memory holds. 
Welterweight bout:  Diego Sanchez vs.  John Hathaway
Diego is legit crazy. I know that because I know a guy who used to train with him at Greg Jackson before Greg Jackson was famously awesome. Unfortunately, he&#8217;s about as smart [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 113 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/05/09/ufc-113-fight-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 06:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we go again. Just in case you forget, here&#8217;s how I rate fights:
Engagement on different levels
You can’t just only stand or only grapple. Great matches have both.
Near finishes
Whether submissions attempts or knockdowns, escapes and recoveries make fights more exciting.
Entertainment
Whether the drama building to the fight or the story being told in the fight, special [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 112 Fight Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/04/11/ufc-112-fight-ratings-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 06:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been watching the UFC so much that I&#8217;ve decided to write star ratings on them. Here is what I base the star system on:
Engagement on different levels
You can&#8217;t just only stand or only grapple. Great matches have both.
Near finishes
Whether submissions attempts or knockdowns, escapes and recoveries make fights more exciting. 
Entertainment
Whether the drama building [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to make a youtube show like Patrick N</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/03/02/how-to-make-a-youtube-show-like-patrick-n/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of you know I make a youtube series, and it is a big hit without even me trying. Now I pass this knowledge of how to make a bad ass youtube show like I did. 
Use clips already posted
Everyone knows that you should just repost videos with the biggest hits. Remember the Transit Bus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to watch a movie like Patrick N</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/01/16/how-to-watch-a-movie-like-patrick-n/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patrick N likes movies. But sometimes, people like you don’t know how to enjoy them properly. Don’t worry, I’ve had lots of practice. I’ll break it down easily for you, pussy.
Read the spoilers on Wikipedia
Have you ever sat and watched a movie for three hours and wasted your time because you didn’t know that nothing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are you?</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2010/01/07/are-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you following me on Twitter yet? You should be.

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		<title>Merry Abortion Day</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/12/26/merry-abortion-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Bro: I don&#8217;t know why Christians have problems with abortions.
Patrick N: Maybe because you&#8217;re killing someone.
My Bro: Don&#8217;t Christians believe God killed his only son?
Patrick N: Oh. Shit.
My Bro: Christmas = Abortion
Patrick N: Merry Abortion Day.

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		<title>EYE-ran</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/21/eye-ran/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Freedom of speech is a motherfuckin&#8217; bullshit
You say the wrong thing, they lock your ass up quick.&#8221; - Ice-T
When people call to complain about racist shit, make sure it&#8217;s actually, you know, offensive. During a Clipper game, longtime announcer Ralph Lawler and color analyst Mike Smith started talking about some Iranian player no one cares [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Craplacticos 3.6: Religion</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/21/craplacticos-36-religion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the finale of the third season of Craplacticos, we view FIFA and Sepp Blatter&#8217;s approach to religion.





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		<title>Craplacticos 3: The Fear of Instant Replay</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/13/craplacticos-3-the-fear-of-instant-replay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/13/craplacticos-3-the-fear-of-instant-replay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Craplacticos 3: Episode 5
Why is Blatter scared of instant replay?





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		<title>Fuck Rich People</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/08/fuck-rich-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So rich people cry about a socialized version of health care, but then get the swine flu vaccine before children and expectant mothers. The top 1% doesn&#8217;t want the rest of the country to get a free health care option like the rest of the civilized world, and then gets a vaccine before those that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Craplacticos 3: Problems with Money</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/06/craplacticos-3-problems-with-money/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/11/06/craplacticos-3-problems-with-money/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the fourth out of six episodes, this video reviews FIFA and Sepp Blatter&#8217;s misuse of funds.





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		<title>Craplacticos 3: Power of the World Cup</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/10/29/craplacticos-3-power-of-the-world-cup/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/10/29/craplacticos-3-power-of-the-world-cup/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the third episode out of six for the season, the video takes a look at why FIFA is such a powerful and influential organization.





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		<title>Craplacticos 3: EPL Hate</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/10/23/craplacticos-3-epl-hate/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/10/23/craplacticos-3-epl-hate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In episode 2, the video explores why Sepp Blatter hates the EPL so much.





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		<title>Craplacticos 3: Child Trafficking</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/10/16/craplacticos-3-child-trafficking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/10/16/craplacticos-3-child-trafficking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 22:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Episode 1 of Craplacticos 3 going over Sepp Blatter&#8217;s reign as FIFA President. This episode talks about what Sepp Blatter calls &#8220;child trafficking.&#8221;





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		<title>4 months in the making&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/10/08/4-months-in-the-making/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/10/08/4-months-in-the-making/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>How to critic things like Patrick N</title>
		<link>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/10/03/how-to-critic-things-like-patrick-n/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ontheoffense.com/2009/10/03/how-to-critic-things-like-patrick-n/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 15:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrickn</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Some people wonder how I’m so knowledgeable in everything. While you can never know as much as I do, you can pretend to know as much as me by critiquing thing the way I do. It’s really easy to seem important when you critique something. You may not be good at anything, but you can [...]]]></description>
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