In the finale of the third season of Craplacticos, we view FIFA and Sepp Blatter’s approach to religion.

Craplacticos 3: Episode 5
Why is Blatter scared of instant replay?

So rich people cry about a socialized version of health care, but then get the swine flu vaccine before children and expectant mothers. The top 1% doesn’t want the rest of the country to get a free health care option like the rest of the civilized world, and then gets a vaccine before those that are at risk to DIE.

The hilarity is that the poor people in the Republican party support these top 1% getting the vaccine first and that they shouldn’t get the same health care opportunities like Canada, Italy, England, and every country that believes in gravity.

Controlled by government:

Police
Fire
Education
Internet
Water
Electricity
Weather Service
Food Inspection
Drugs
Traffic
Fuel
Mail
Workplace Regulations

But socialism is bad. Top 1% rhetoric > you.

In the fourth out of six episodes, this video reviews FIFA and Sepp Blatter’s misuse of funds.

In the third episode out of six for the season, the video takes a look at why FIFA is such a powerful and influential organization.