Why did you start the Craplactico series?

I got bored of the radio thing. I knew that video was the next step for me, but doing a regular video show would take way too much time.

After watching the Angry Video Game Nerd and the Irate Gamer on youtube, I got the idea to do the same thing they do, but to soccer players.

Are you going to do anything else besides soccer players?

Eventually. I plan to go for six episodes based off the model that some of my favorite British shows use as seasons. After that, I plan to reevaluate the concept.

You say [some soccer player] sucks, but he actually is awesome. You’re stupid.

The disclaimer in the beginning of the videos is probably for you. In many cases, I actually like the players I take a dump on, but I got disappointed. The show is just for entertainment. Some of the points I make I actually believe, while other points I exaggerate to be funny. I’m just playing a character.

You did a radio show?

Yeah. But it’s all old news, so it’ll be of no interest now I’d guess.

Who else contributed to your radio show?

I put the show together myself. Steve Price joined on in IPSR 2 as a guest interview and became the show’s co-host since IPSR 4. Other interviews include Slayer, J, Eric S, Oli Porter, and Nick Pomazak. All of these people, with the exception of J, are from InsidePulse.

What did you use to put your show together?

I used Audacity to record sounds coming from Skype, and have my laptop, workstation computer, and two mics.

I want help in making my own radio show. Would you help?

I don’t have a problem getting you started, but don’t ask me everyday how to do shit.

Can I be on your radio show?

If you send me a clip of any sports take, I’ll probably put it on to make fun of you unless it’s not stupid. If you want to be on the show, you can email me and I’ll put you on if you don’t seem like an idiot.

You are such a hypocrite, Patrick N. You said [insert claim] and now this week you said something else.

Suck my what?

Can I give you my link to put on your blog?

You can’t work hard enough to get your own hits? Fine, you lazy bitch.

What are Patrick N-type sports stars?

Patrick N-type sports stars talk a lot of shit and can back it up. Often. Patrick N-type sports stars are really good and know they are. Do they fail sometimes? Yeah. Sure, everyone fails in their life. Patrick N-type stars tend to fall occasionally and rise in the faces of his or her critics twice as hard. You know why? Because Patrick N-type sports stars fucking HATE losing. They hate losing more than losing their left nut. Here’s a helpful hint if you’re not sure if you like Patrick N-type sports stars. If you like Tom Brady, Tim Duncan, or Mark McGuire, then you probably don’t like Patrick N-type sports stars. Remember also that sports stars don’t necessarily play SPORTS. Mark Cuban isn’t a sports player, but he’s a star in the sports world.

Who would be in the Patrick N Sports Star Hall of Fame?

Here’s a list as of Nov 21, 2009:

Muhammad Ali
Michael Jordan
Kobe Bryant
Steve Spurrier
Phil Jackson
Mark Cuban
Bill Belicheck

You can easily be taken off this list if you become humble.